Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Salty Dinners Leave Me Thirsty and Bloated

Would you please write me a haiku? I have had a very salty dinner at a restaurant and now I am insatiably thirsty and feel like a giant water balloon. Woe. -M.E.

Bloated like a whale
And I want to shave my tongue
No more salt at night

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