Saturday, January 29, 2011

Sappy Forwarded Email Messages

Sappy forwarded messages. Either they're from someone your choose not to know anymore; hey tell you & 25 other friends how special you are; or they end with a threat of severe misfortune if you don’t pass the chain to 10 other “friends."

You send forwarded messages that I don't want
I must send to friends, or risk... misfortune or taunt
I'm going to pass
Think of it as gas
Like an email ghoul, my inbox you haunt

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Phrase Baby Bump

I'm sick of the phrase "baby bump." I didn't think it was cute the first time I heard it and now it's really worn out. It's so 2008.

Ever since the phrase "baby bump" was coined
I've not found it cute, and I've been annoyed
It's so overused
I'm just not amused
Dumb terms such as this, we should all avoid