Bald Men Who Wear a Ponytail

Men who are gray-haired and have lost most of said hair but insist on growing the back long and wearing it in ratty little ponytails. -K.P.

You're gray and bald but seem to be in denial
That skimpy ponytail was never in style
Your look...a sad sack
Your hair needs a whack
In your mind, you're a stud, but it's been quite a while