People Who Use Twitter

My biggest pet peeve at the moment is Twitter. I hate people that use it. You are hardly important enough to use these useless piece of technology. You are not a celebrity, nor a business with anything to advertise (and most times not used correctly--it's called "techno ecstasy," look it up). Therefore, I could care less if you waiting in line at Subway for a BMT, hold the mayo, or shopping for tights at "Forever 21."

There are lots of morons who tweet
On Twitter, they don't miss a beat
I don't give a rat's ass
'Bout every thought that they pass
Here's my thought, come suck on my teet