Perfumes and Spritzing When You Walk Through a Department Store Cosmetic Section

You walk through a department store cosmetic section and it stinks of perfume and sometimes they have people who want to spray that stuff on you. Lord, I hate it. It's like a restaurant smoking section. It should be called the Stinking section.

In the cosmetic section, I want to shriek
Perfumes, colognes, spritzing ladies make me reek
I'm just on my way
To buy lingerie
No more department stores, next time...a boutique

People Who Wear Heavy Fragrance

One of my pet peeves is people who wear heavy fragrance. They think the world is awaiting their scent. What say you? - LMW

To me, you smell just like a skunk
Did you don your cologne while drunk?
The stench lasts for hours
We're humans, not flowers
In a bath I wish you would dunk