Blabbers on Airplanes

There's one on every flight. He or she yaks the entire time at full volume as if anyone cares what he/she is saying. Only once have I heard someone yell for them to shut up. -DW

You have yakked non-stop throughout the entire flight
If I whacked your head...you'd hear screams of delight
We're searching for lip glue
The passengers hate you
We suffer in silence because we're polite