Friday, June 19, 2009

Having To Wash Hands in Restroom When Not Needed

It peeves me when I'm taking a pee next to a co-worker and we both feel inclined to wash our hands when we're finished — even though i do the elbow flush and paper towel door open. Most perfect the art of not touching anything in the restroom to pee at a young age and this fake gesture of cleanliness I do find absurd. - A limerick for you G.G. on one of the strangest topics yet.

I can pee, nothing touched, as it stands
Easy to do without using hands
But I visit the sink
So no one makes a stink
Every time I visit the can.

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