Friday, January 30, 2009

Kids Who Say "Epic" Instead of "Ironic"

Every white kid between the ages of 19 and 22 is using the word 'epic' instead of 'ironic' without a second though. The only thing epic so far about their lives is the inability to retain the simplest principles of appropriate diction between high school english in NOVA and sophomore year in college an hour south. Please give me a haiku for this, Wording Dervish.

Know what's ironic?
Kids who say "epic" instead
Stupid little fucks.

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