There is a Difference Between Your and You're.

One of the most common grammar mistakes is your/you're and it makes me crazy. Seems few of my Facebook friends know the difference. A limerick please, to help them learn.

"You're" with an apostrophe means "you are"
"Your" is possessive, like "this is your car"
Days on Facebook show
This rule, so few know
Apathy? Ignorance? Please raise the bar.

People Who Use Text-Speak on Facebook

People who use text-speak on facebook. (if you have something to say, please use words!) - B.G.

It seems people have forgotten how to use real words
On Facebook I see text-speak, to me, virtual turds
If you've something to say
Then use words the right way
Your brain appears to be about the size of a bird's

People Who Put Pics of Themselves with Their Lame Boyfriends as FaceBook Profile Pic

This haiku is for Dr. J...

Don't you have pictures
Of your foxy self...alone?
Your boyfriend is lame