People Who Show Me Personal Pictures That I Don't Care About

People who want to show you their pictures of something you're not interested in seeing, and they'll show you dozens and dozens and dozens...

If I wanted to see, I'd have said it
Enough with the pictures, I dread it
I couldn't care less
'Bout your kid's prom dress
Good lord, won't you please learn to edit.

People Who Put Pics of Themselves with Their Lame Boyfriends as FaceBook Profile Pic

This haiku is for Dr. J...

Don't you have pictures
Of your foxy self...alone?
Your boyfriend is lame