People Who Write on the Miniscule Dirt on my Car

people who writ s@*t on my car whenever it gets even the tiniest bit dusty!! My car is NOT YOUR canvas... D.T.

A light layer of dust has covered my car
Your finger wrote through it, who do you think you are?
I don't pee on your house
And won't lick your spouse
Do it again and I'll kick you to Qatar