People Who Write on the Miniscule Dirt on my Car

people who writ s@*t on my car whenever it gets even the tiniest bit dusty!! My car is NOT YOUR canvas... D.T.

A light layer of dust has covered my car
Your finger wrote through it, who do you think you are?
I don't pee on your house
And won't lick your spouse
Do it again and I'll kick you to Qatar

Drivers Who Won't Let Me Change Lanes

My peeve is the guy driving in the next land who rushes up to prevent me from changing lanes. Is he going somewhere more important than I? Asshole. -D.T.

I want to change lanes but you won't let me do it
The language of dumb, you seem to be fluent
Either speed up or slow down
We'll both still get to town
In the world of good karma, dude, you just blew it

People Who Smoke With Kids in the Car

One of my chief pet peeves is people who smoke in their cars with their kids inside. Smoke all you want, dudes, but don't make your kids breathe it in... yah know? JM

You choose to smoke, and that is your right
But don't do it with windows airtight
You're killing your kids
All good sense forbids
Children shouldn't have to suffer this plight

Folks Who Don't Signal When They Change Lanes.

This one's for you, TE.

Use your blinker, ass
Your death wish is not my own
Pretend it's your wang.