Checking Messages and Texting While Eating Out

People who go to dinner with you, yet they text and check messages while they're eating. Are you not able to wait 30 minutes to see if someone other than me is communicating with you?

It's not finger food
Put your freaking phone away
Cauliflower for brains

Texting to Return a Phone Call Wastes My Time

People who reply to your voicemail with a text message and then continue to have a 10 minute text conversation with you when a 2 minute phone conversation would be so much quicker/easier.- M.O.

Return my phone call, that would be sublime
When you text in return, it wastes my time
I chose not to text
Now you have me vexed
If I ask for lemon, don't give me lime

People Who Text While They're With You

people who spend all their time texting while they are with you ... can't imagine that is a new one, but what the hell.

I am standing right here next to you
Texting is rude but you have no clue
I am ignored
Are you that bored?
Punching buttons has got the best of you