People Who Call in the Wee Hours and Wake Me

Please comment, as only you can do, on the inconsiderate people who make phone calls to you in the wee hours of the night just because it is convenient for them. -LMC

I'm glad that you call me but I'm sawing some Z's
It's late, I'm asleep, call during waking hours please
Don't ring me like Saturn
And break my sleep pattern
If you do it again, I'll break both of your knees

Texting to Return a Phone Call Wastes My Time

People who reply to your voicemail with a text message and then continue to have a 10 minute text conversation with you when a 2 minute phone conversation would be so much quicker/easier.- M.O.

Return my phone call, that would be sublime
When you text in return, it wastes my time
I chose not to text
Now you have me vexed
If I ask for lemon, don't give me lime