Those Who Write on Restroom Stalls but Can't Spell

Please comment on people who write on restroom stalls but don't know how to spell. -C.R.

You took the time to deface the wall
Writing garbage all over the stall
While moving your bowels
You dropped a few vowels
Your spelling sure stinks, way up the hall

People Who Ask Me How To Spell Things

My daughter has a pet peeve about people always asking her how to spell things. Why don't they learn to spell, look it up or try another word? KB for ASB.

If you can't spell a word, that's just fine
Dictionaries. They're even online
Please don't ask me
I'm no spelling bee
Your guess might be better than mine