People Who Abuse the English Language

People who want to 'ax' me a 'pacific' question. 'Irregardless' they should check out the 'lie-berry'. It is so sad that we've forgotten how to speak English! -T.M.

When I hear you speaking, it makes me shake my head
"Ax" is a tool; irregardless should not be said
It hurts to hear you speak
Your job prospects are bleak
You should have read books, but you watched TV instead

The Words Ironical and Irregardless

The Words Ironical and Irregardless - A.H.
A.H. - To date, the word "irregardless" is my most frequently submitted peeve. But "ironical" is a new one. Here you go...

What you say should not ever be said
"Irregardless" should stay in your head
Find this sardonic?
It is ironic
Ironical makes me see red