A Really Slow Grocery Checkout Person

when there is only one lane open at Martin's and Dorothy is the checker. - K.H.

I just want to check out and be on my way
But I see there's just one line open today
And glory be
It's Dorothy
So slow, when I leave, fifty more strands of gray.

Clerks and Baggers Who Discuss Every Item I Buy

when you are in the check out line at a grocery store and the person checking your groceries out and the person bagging them pick up your food items and discuss them and then will even ask YOU questions about your choice for instance...is this good? NOOO..I buy it b/c it is horrible.

The clerk and bagger assess what I buy
Do you like these tampons? Really? But why?
Each item's reviewed
Discussed as it's queued
Now on, self-checkout, where no one will pry.