Friends Who Find Time to Forward Cartoons But Don't Respond To My Emails

I find it so annoying to receive forwarded emails of cartoons etc. from friends who rarely have the time to answer their personal mail. Thanks for letting me vent. CW

You find time to send jokes and stupid cartoons
But if you respond to me, it's none too soon
I've noticed this trend
You're not a good friend
If you were a fruit, I'd peg you for a prune

Emails That Haven't Been Proofed

Dear Wording Dervish, my pet peeve is the email with grammar and punctuation errors. Just because the email is an informal form of communication does not mean that we shouldn't proofread.

I know this comment might sound aloof
But in your emails, you sound like a goof
Double checking's normal
Even when informal
I'd appreciate it if you'd proof