Men Who Yell at the TV to Coach a Game

Why do men scream at the TV when they are watching a sporting event as if they are more knowledgeable than the coach and better than the players? Tell me why Dervish, why? -C.W.

You yell, "run!" when you see the quarterback pass
At least we're at home, he can't hear you harass
The players won't heed you
I don't think they need you
It's easy to coach as you sit on your ass

Obnoxious TV Sets in Restaurants

Why do restaurants put obnoxious daytime television (the kind with people yelling and obscenities bleeped out) on in the dining area and consider it atmosphere? It's horrendous.

My meal is now spoiled
Soaps, dopes, and ads while I eat
Is this Dish TV?