Monday, May 3, 2010

Men Who Yell at the TV to Coach a Game

Why do men scream at the TV when they are watching a sporting event as if they are more knowledgeable than the coach and better than the players? Tell me why Dervish, why? -C.W.

You yell, "run!" when you see the quarterback pass
At least we're at home, he can't hear you harass
The players won't heed you
I don't think they need you
It's easy to coach as you sit on your ass

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