Sunday, May 2, 2010

Airline Passengers Who Constantly Get Up to Pee

People on airplanes who use the bathroom a lot should request an aisle seat, as I do. Quit making me stand up to let you by.

I thought ahead and requested an aisle seat
But it seems you could not accomplish this feat
We have not left the tarmac
Four times you've peed and come back
Your bladder ain't just small, it's extra petite

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