Wednesday, June 17, 2009

People Who Chew Gum With Their Mouth Open

People who insist on letting me see the gum in their mouths as they're chewing it. I'd just as soon not see that their jaws are moving, but to see the gum really trips something in me. A limerick please.

In your spit I can see your gum stewing
Mouth open, I'm practically spewing
You're acting so piggly
Close lips with your Wrigley
Please learn lesson one of gum chewing.

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