Pants with Writing on the Butt is Not Attractive

Hmmm. . . this may not exactly be a pet peeve, but I find shorts/sweatpants with large writing (particularly "JUICY") on the butt the ultimate fashion don't. Sure thing, LF...

I see it everywhere that I look
I'm not sure how such a thing took
Those words on your rump
Make you look like a chump
If I want to read I'll grab me a book