Drivers Who Rush You Out of a Parking spot

Dear Dervish - I am terribly irked by people who hover behind you when you're packing your car after a shop, in order to take your parking spot. It adds undo pressure and they really should just park and walk! -M.W.

I see you want my spot, but I have to load my car
That's right, keep pulling up, it won't get you very far
Hang on to your britches
Or soon you'll need stitches
Oh look, I'm not leaving now, I'm walking to a bar!