Backing out of Parking Spaces Without Looking

Drivers who back out of their parking spaces without looking if someone else has already begun to back out before them.

Backing up without looking was your decision
But thanks to me, we avoided a collision
Your pullout method is wrong
You drive like an ole ding dong
You cut me off like a routine circumcision

Those Who Forget How to Drive in the Snow

Upon 50+ car accidents during the first snow of the season, here is my latest peeve: people who forget how to drive in snow from one winter to the next. You live in North Dakota, for Pete's sake. You should know this by now.

There are rules when you drive in the snow
Watch your distance, stay steady and slow
When things start to freeze
I beg on my knees
Recall the road rules you used to know