Neighbors' Noise and Smoke that Travel Upstairs

I have really horrible downstairs neighbors. They are very loud when I am trying to sleep at night and now that it has turned colder, they are smoking inside! The smoke is coming up through my heat vents and I do not enjoy breathing in the smelly grossness. Please give me a good haiku or limerick that I can post on their door!

From downstairs your smoke is invasive
Through vents, noise and stench are abrasive
Consider neighbors more
Or we'll clog on the floor
When pushed, we can be quite persuasive.