Monday, March 15, 2010

Waitstaff Who Call My Women Friends and Me "You Guys"

Dervish, I really dislike when waitstaff continually refer to my friends and me as "you guys." Do you think you can set them straight? -L.M.

Here's a tip for the waitstaff who call us "you guys"
Try quieting your mouth and opening your eyes
Our boobs you can't ignore
We're women, hear us roar
Say "guys" once again and I'll crush you with chick thighs

1 comment:

K. L. said...

Maybe this person would prefer "you's guys." :P