Monday, October 19, 2009

Men Who Don't Share Their Umbrella

Dear Dervish: Grown men standing happily with an umbrella while young ladies huddle under one. Yes, they should have brought their own, but you Sir, look The Cad. - DFH

It's kind to share one's umbrella
But you're one unchivalrous fella
Your crudeness, frightening
You're tempting lightening
I hope you contract salmonella

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