PLEASE, Dervish! I can't go shopping without some idiot asking me if I want to open a credit card with their store. I don't. You're ruining our economy. Yes, I'll forego the 10% savings on my $35 purchase. I've already swiped my debit card.
I don't need your card
I could buy and sell you, bitch
Give me some credit
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Love this one! I also hate when I'm making a $10 purchase and they're still trying to get me to save 10%. Sorry, my time is worth more than $1...
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