I hate them. Give me a limerick.
There are those who breathe with mouth open
Oh please shut it, that's what I am hopin
Sounds like Garrison Keillor
You need some lip sealer
Shut it or I'll shove cantaloupe in
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Got a pet peeve? Someone got your goat? Want to tell them off, but you're not sure how? Explain your peeve and receive a custom limerick or haiku that cuts to the quick. Keep for yourself or offer with glee to the offending party. In most cases, you'll receive your limerick or haiku within a few hours. Free, fast and often offensive. Use search bar above to see if your peeve has been addressed.
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