Every white kid between the ages of 19 and 22 is using the word 'epic' instead of 'ironic' without a second though. The only thing epic so far about their lives is the inability to retain the simplest principles of appropriate diction between high school english in NOVA and sophomore year in college an hour south. Please give me a haiku for this, Wording Dervish.
Know what's ironic?
Kids who say "epic" instead
Stupid little fucks.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
My Clothes Smell Like the Food I Just Ate
For you, M.O.
My dinner was good
No reminder is needed
Buy an exhaust fan.
My dinner was good
No reminder is needed
Buy an exhaust fan.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Car Alarms are Pointless
This one's for me. Damn car alarms do nothing but wake me up.
What's with car alarms?
They go off and no one looks
What's the fucking point?
What's with car alarms?
They go off and no one looks
What's the fucking point?
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